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Elephant Paints Its Own Self Portrait
This is absolutely the most impressive thing I’ve seen all week!
I’ve heard about elephants painting, but before this I thought they just made “abstract” works, i.e. a bunch of paint all over the place. This elephant is clearly painting a picture of an elephant.
This begs the question: does he know he’s painting an elephant or [...]
Top 7 Baby Boomer Myths about Generation Y
I’m a 25 year-old, true-blue Millennial and I’ve got the internet flowing through my veins.
I’m plugged in: I’ve got an iPod, a BlackBerry and a laptop. I’ve got a Facebook account and my own personal blog. I’m a walking Gen Y stereotype and my net-sense has been tingling lately.
The more [...]
Ploomy Writing Contest Entry
I’ve submitted an article for entry into the Ploomy writing contest! Check it out here. Don’t forget to vote . . . me up and everyone else down. Go forth Blackmore Nation!
The Sure-fire, No Fail, Lose Weight, 100% Guaranteed BlogoBlackmore Diet
Do want to lose weight? Are you tired of seeing your fat face in pictures? Are you fed up with the feeling of being weighed down (pun intended)?
Well, I sure as fuck was.
So on April 7th I decided to do something about it.
Why April 7th? Because that was the day Jen came home with [...]
The 5 Best Xbox 360 Games of All Time
GTA IV
What I love about it: It’s cliche I know, but GTA IV is fucking awesome. Everyone and their dog ranked it 100 on the zero hour after it’s release; it’s ranked 98 on Metacritic for a reason
The city, the story, the soundtrack, the freedom; everything that made the previous GTA’s so fantastic is [...]
Should I Buy a $200 Pair of Ray Ban Aviator Sunglasses?
I’m at work yesterday afternoon when Jen calls me and says she has a surprise for me and I’m going to like it.
Before my brain goes pornographic, she says she’s home from work (it’s her half day – apparently some businesses have something called summer hours; must be nice) and says there is a cheque, [...]
BlogoBlackmore gets the Colbert Bump!
WOW! Ever since I posted that video of Stephen Colbert’s mockery of our “second national anthem”, my blog has had a huge spike in traffic! It’s gone from zero page views on Friday to an accumulated 25 pages views over the weekend!! That’s an increase of over a mathematically undefinable percentage!
Thanks Colbert! [...]
6 Cool Up & Coming UK Rock Bands
The Holloways are the latest addition to the british capital’s fast-rising list of young meteors to look out for. The band consists of Alfie Jackson, Rob Skipper, Bryn Fowler and Dave Danger. Showcasing their unique upbeat brand of poptastic indie rock, they certainly stand out from the crowd with a reputation for excellent live performances.
The [...]
Michelob Ultra - Fruit Infused Beer - Bad Idea? or Horrible Idea?
I couldn’t believe it when I saw this on TV last night! It’s goddamn fruity beer!
Let’s face it: beer is for men. Remember men? The gender that by and large grows up trying to sneak out of eating fruit and sneaking out to drink beer!
Who thought this was a good idea? [...]
Stephen Colbert Buys the Hockey Night in Canada Theme Song
Stephen Colbert hilariously desecrates a Canadian treasure! This is the funniest segment I have seen on the show in a long time.
